Some Gull Humor

February 7, 2015 in Funny and Gulls with 3 comments

This week, we're celebrating the gulls of the world!
Today we're wrapping up the week with a little bit of gull humor!

What do you call a gull when it flies over a bay?

A bagel! (bay-gull)

"Haha! That's funny! Tell another!" (photo by Amy Evenstad)

What do you call a gull that works online?

An eagle! (e-gull)

"Wait, what? I don't get it." (photo by Amy Evenstad)

What did the gull say to the cat when its alarm clock went off?

"Kittiwake!" (kitty wake)

"Grooooaaaan!" (photo by Amy Evenstad)

Do you know any gull jokes? Let us know in the comments.

Comments

Spurwing Plover on April 8, 2019 at 1:51 AM wrote:

Q.Whats Seabirds favorite classical book? A.GULL-iver's Travels Q. what seabird robbed banks? A.Bugsy Seagull Q. Whats Seabirds favorite classic Rock and Roll song? a.Tern Tern Tern

Dav Pond on November 23, 2020 at 8:30 PM wrote:

Plover you are the pun master (and i love plovers btw)

Spurwing Plover on January 23, 2022 at 8:14 AM wrote:

Q.What did the Seabird say when he dropped his fish A.Frigate

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